September 18, 2008 | In: Microsoft, Ron Del Rosario, Star Wars
Microsoft Ads FAIL, Cute Star Wars USB thumb drive, and my failed High IQ tests…
Microsoft must really be out of great ideas. After two failed attempts to impress anyone with their FAILED ads, even the mighty Bill Gates walked out of the ad program. If its any consolation, I thought Bill Gates was funny in the first ad, butt rotation and all. Oh yeah, Jerry Seinfeld’s also in the ads with bill. And he used to be so funny. Here’s the first ad:
1st Ad, quite funny… Not!
Platinum… Bill Gates would be platinum ANYWHERE with that funky hair… Ahem, next Ad. It’s even worse. You don’t have to play the video. Really.
2nd Ad, Must… Resist… Pausing…
Did you get it? Don’t no one did. I swear.
Super Geeky Cuteness! MUST resist credit card!
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Star Wars USB
This… is.. so… COOL! It exudes so much geekiness being a Star Wars character (Luke to boot!) and a USB thumb drive! It’s a bit pricey though at $50 for the 1GB version and $110 for the 4GB version. But with only 3500 pieces in the whole world it MAY be worth the money! Check out Tenacious Toys’ Mimobot Page to view the whole range! Remember LIMITED EDITIONS. Hurry!
Failed Yet Another High IQ Test
Just finished with High IQ Society‘s Cognative Mental Abilities (eCMA) IQ test. And FAILED. The High IQ Society requires an IQ of 124 before you can be considered for membership. I took the tests about 5 times already with no luck at all… I even got a score of 123! And it wasn’t even considered! AGRH! At least it’s a bit easier compared to Mensa’s test… I suck…